Two ladies are walking their dogs.
As they pass a department store, one lady says,
“Let’s go in and do some shopping.”
The other lady says, “We can’t go in there with our dogs.”
The first says, “Sure we can. Follow my lead.”
She puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
The doorman stops and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.”
She replies, “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Doberman seeing-eye dog?”
“Yes. He’s very smart and reliable.” And he lets her in.
The second lady puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
Again the doorman says she can’t bring her dog in.
“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Chihuahua seeing-eye dog?”
She says, “A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?”