Clean Jokes Alan’s wife called him as he was at pub share it share it pin it Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to feed it to the dog.” “Woooah! That’s bang out of order!” Alan said, “It’s not his fault.” Related Topics: Up Next A old woman was arrested for shoplifting Don't Miss A baby elephant and a baby turtle Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes3 hours ago A woman entered the pharmacy Clean Jokes3 hours ago A doctor goes out and buys the best car Funny Jokes3 hours ago A couple is throwing a dinner party Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes2 years ago A affair with his secretary