Ethel and Mabel two elderly widows

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘make love and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual peak’.

‘Mutual peak’ here and mutual peak’ there – that’s all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual peak?”.

Mabel thought for a long while.

Finally, she shook her head and said,

“No, I think we had State Farm.”