3 vampire brothers want to see who is the strongest

3 vampire brothers want to see who is the strongest

The first brother flies off at 100mph and comes back 10 minutes later.

His mouth was covered in blood. “You see the mansion over there?” Said the first brother, “I s*cked everybody in there dry.”

The second vampire said “That’s nothing” and flew off at 150mph and came back 5 minutes later with his nose and mouth covered in blood.

“You see the village over there?” Said the second vampire brother, “I s*cked everybody’s blood dry!”

The third vampire said “That’s nothing!” And flew off at 200mph and came back 10 seconds later,
his whole face and shirt DRENCHED in blood.

“Woah, what happened?” Said the first brother.

“Well, you see that tree over there?” Said the third vampire.

“Yeah?” Replied the other brothers, “I didn’t.”