Relationship Jokes
The day she won the lottery
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
“Morris, pack your bags. …. I won the lottery!
The husband says, ‘Oh my God!
“What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter to me,” she says.
“Just get the hell out.”