A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest

A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom.

The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I will give you three wishes each.”

The bear said “I wish all the bears in the forest were females” so it happened.

The rabbit said “I want a really flash motorbike” so he got it.

“I wish all the bears in the country were females,” said the bear.

“I want a flash helmet to go with my bike,” said the rabbit.

“I wish all the bears in the world were females,” said the bear.

Then the bear ran off in a horny fit.

The rabbit said: “I wish the only male bear was queer”