Relationship Jokes
One day her husband comes home early
A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time.
One day her husband comes home early from work.
The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells her lover to go into the bathroom and hide.
The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark undressed. ”What the hell are you doing?”
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ”Uhm waiting for you.”
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ”But you’re undressed.”
Again the woman says, ”Yeah… I was waiting for you.”
The husband relaxes and says, ”Hold on, I’m going to jump in the shower. I’ll be back in a flash!”
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom.
When he opens the bathroom door, there is a undressed man jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,” What in the hell are you doing?”
He replied, ”I’m the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.”
The other man looks at him and says, ”But… you’re undressed.”
The lover looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ”Them little bastards!”