Clean Jokes
A man eagerly waited at the train station
A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while.
After spotting her, he greeted her with a smile and helped load her heavy suitcases into the car.
As they drove in silence for a while, the man nervously asked,
“So, how long are you planning to stay with us?”
His mother-in-law, with a knowing smile, replied,
“I’m planning to stay as long as you want me to!”
The man thought for a moment, smiled back, and said,
“What, so short?”