A husband and wife were debating

A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car.

She wanted a fast sports car.

He wanted a pickup.

As time passed on, her birthday came up and she thought it a great time to fulfill her wish.

She told her husband, “Look, I want something that can go from 0 to 200. Furthermore, I want it to be able to do it in just a few seconds!”

The husband bought her a bathroom scale.

The funeral is at 3:00pm Wednesday.