Mr Steinberg to the hospital

Late one night, paramedics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital, suspecting a massive heart attack.

The medical team worked tirelessly through the night and well into the morning, finally stabilizing him and moving him to the Intensive Care Unit for ongoing treatment.

After a few days of recovery, Mr. Steinberg’s doctor visited him with great news.

“Sol, I’m thrilled to tell you that your heart is in remarkable shape—just like when you were 15! You’re being discharged tomorrow, and you can resume any physical activity you enjoy without worrying about your heart.”

Excited to return home, Mr. Steinberg eagerly shared the news with his wife that evening.

“Doris, you won’t believe this! I’m perfectly healthy. No heart problems whatsoever! Tonight, my darling, we’re going to have the most passionate, wild lovemaking you’ve ever experienced!”

Doris paused thoughtfully before responding. “I’m not so sure, Sol. I’ve heard about the risks of intense physical activity with heart conditions. If something happened to you, I’d feel awful. Maybe… if your doctor wrote me a note confirming it’s safe, I might consider it.”

Disheartened but determined, Mr. Steinberg visited his doctor the following day.

Dr. Katz cheerfully agreed. “Of course, Sol! I’ll write it up for you right now.”

He scribbled on his prescription pad: ‘Mr. Sol Steinberg, my patient, is in excellent health with the heart function of a 15-year-old. He may engage in passionate, adventurous intimacy whenever he desires. Signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.’

As he prepared the note, the doctor asked, “By the way, Sol, what’s your wife’s name?”

After a brief hesitation, Mr. Steinberg replied sheepishly, “Uh, Doctor, could you just address it, ‘To Whom It May Concern’?”