A lady boarded a bus with her baby

A lady boarded a bus with her baby.

The driver looked at the baby, and said: “That’s the UGLIEST baby I’ve ever seen!”

The lady slammed her fare into the meter, and stalked to the back of the bus.

A man across the isle from her saw that she was upset, and asked her what was the matter.

“The bus driver just offended me!”, she said.

The man said: “Ma’am, that man is a civil servant, and shouldn’t be offending his customers.

If I were you, I’d go up there, and give him a piece of my mind.”

The lady said: “Yea! That’s exactly what I’m going to do!”, and got up to confront the driver.

When the man said: “If your going up there, I’ll hold your monkey.”