A blonde was shopping for some shoes

One day, a blonde was shopping for some shoes.

As she picked up a nice pair, she saw the price… $100.

She called over the store clerk and demanded that the store lower the price of shoes!

The clerk rejected, and then added

“if you don’t like our shoe price, then get alligator shoes somewhere else!”

The blonde left, furious! Later that day, as the store clerk was driving home, he passed by a swamp and saw the blonde there.

He stopped his car and watched her.

Amazingly, the blonde saw an alligator, shot it perfectly in the heart and dragged near 10 dead alligators.

She turned this alligator over and screamed,

“Dang it! This one doesn’t have any shoes either!”