Naughty Jokes
The man looked her over and said
An eager young blonde, strapped for cash but full of confidence, decided to offer her services as a one-woman handyman crew.
Armed with charm and determination, she started knocking on doors in an upscale neighborhood, offering to do odd jobs.
At the first mansion, the homeowner answered the door.
“Hi there!” she said cheerfully.
“Need anything fixed, cleaned, or painted? I’m your girl.”
The man looked her over and said, “Well, I’ve been meaning to get my porch painted. What would you charge?”
She thought for a second and replied, “Fifty bucks sound fair?”
He nodded. “Deal. The paint and ladders are in the garage. Knock yourself out.”
About 45 minutes later, she knocked on the door again, holding out her hand with a big smile.
“All done!” she chirped.
“And I even gave it two coats—I had some paint left over!”
The man blinked.
“You’re finished already?”
“Yup!” she said proudly.
“Oh, and by the way… just so you know, that’s not a Porch. That’s a Ferrari.”