Relationship Jokes A Old Man And Woman share it share it pin it An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller. The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman always tells Him what is said. They go to found out what his future holds. The fortune-teller says, “Next week, you will win the state lottery jackpot.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “NEXT WEEK! YOU WIN THE LOTTERY!” The old man is very excited and tells her to continue. The fortune-teller says, “In two weeks, you will double your winnings with a smart investment.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “IN TWO WEEKS! YOU DOUBLE YOUR MONEY IN THE STOCKS!” The old man is even more excited and tells her to continue. “By this time next month, your wife will be more content than she has ever been.” The old man says, “What did she say?” The old woman says, “NEXT MONTH! YOU’LL BE DEAD!” Related Topics: Up Next Arriving home from work Don't Miss The Wife Calls Her Scientist Husband Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Relationship Jokes2 days ago A man returns home a day early Naughty Jokes2 days ago He passed his parent’s room Funny Jokes2 days ago She turned to her class and said Relationship Jokes2 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes2 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes2 years ago A affair with his secretary