Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it Share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next God save the person Don't Miss 3 men are playing golf Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes2 days ago She goes to the door opens Clean Jokes2 days ago The room was filled with new dog owners Naughty Jokes3 days ago A retired airline pilot was chatting with his wife Relationship Jokes3 days ago Dad Proudly Drinks Daughters Tea Party Naughty Jokes4 days ago Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor