Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Naughty Jokes1 month ago The man on the phone asked Relationship Jokes1 month ago Twelve-year-old Jake sat next to his father Funny Jokes1 month ago A farmer has been farting a lot Clean Jokes1 month ago A old lighthouse keeper was nearing Funny Jokes1 month ago He makes an appointment with his doctor Relationship Jokes4 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes4 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor