Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share it Share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Clean Jokes2 days ago One day Jimmy got home early from school Relationship Jokes2 days ago She got worried and asked her mom Funny Jokes3 days ago A woman gets on a bus with her baby Relationship Jokes3 days ago A girl asks her father Naughty Jokes5 days ago Two lawyers walking through the woods Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor