Funny Jokes A police officer asks a thief share share it Share it saveA police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.” Related Topics: Up Next A man lives in a high rise Don't Miss A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes2 hours ago A man was sitting at the bar Naughty Jokes1 week ago A nun returns to the convent after a round of golf Funny Jokes1 week ago A man entered the confessional Clean Jokes2 weeks ago A farmer goes to town with his dog Relationship Jokes2 weeks ago A elderly couple are in bed one night Relationship Jokes3 years ago My wife and I were sitting at a table Relationship Jokes3 years ago A pissed-off wife was complaining Naughty Jokes3 years ago A affair with his secretary Clean Jokes3 years ago Why do you want more pay Clean Jokes3 years ago A lady goes to the doctor