Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site: Paddy says to Murphy. “I’m gonna have the day off,I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up...
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of...
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After...
Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny’s dad to report that Johnny has been...
Sarah’s parents are excited to meet her new boyfriend. This is the first time the 28 year old has brought a man to meet her parents....
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the...
A businessman is driving down an old country road and he sees a farmer in his orchard feeding his pigs. The farmer is taking one pig...
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him....
A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady user. Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”. An Old Lady: I can’t see your computer… Help...
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...