A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts...
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the...
A guys walking down the street with a bag of rabbit droppings, he runs into one of his friends who asks what’s in the bag. Guy...
A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom. The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around...
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you...
A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. “All right, lets make this quick, I have things to do. Says the bored agent.”...
An elderly retired gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...