A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this...
Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God: “Why did you...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
A state government employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to...
A 75 year old man was walking by and suddenly he hears a voice, ‘Stop!! there is a brick going to fall on your head.’ The...