A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said. “You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous....
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
So an older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/- to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: lady, you should withdraw such...