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A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...
Two very old men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon...
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...
A man goes into the confession booth at the church. “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” asks the priest....
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...
Two men are organizing a herd of deer. He has 26 deers. Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a...
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver. He begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my...
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her...
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A...