A psychiatrist had no patients in his office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
This guy is on the street corner spitting and cussing. A little old lady goes and gets a cop, telling him about what the guy is...
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while. After spotting her,...
Little Johnny is riding with his Uncle Bob in his new Mercedes. Johnny points at the star emblem on the front and asks, “Uncle Bob, what’s...
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the many posters...
A man dreams that he is a chicken. He walks around the farm and is quite happy pecking on some corn. Suddenly he feels a big...
Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some...