A guy walks up to a caretaker in a dog shelter: “I’d like to adopt a dog. Do you have one that’s really loyal?” The caretaker...
An old lady comes in for her medical check-up: “Doctor Ribbit, you remember how you warned me that I should avoid going up and down stairs...
A man is playing with a stray dog. His wife says, “Don’t play with this ugly and disgusting thing!” The husband defends, “Come on. He isn’t...
A polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn’t very good. They got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer’s...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains. Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night,...
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across the street some monks opened a...
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy...