Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night. He looked down in the valley and saw a...
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The dog replies, “Hey, I’m tired...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I...