A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yell to her, “Hey lady, can you...
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and...
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her...
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd...
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...