An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
On a break time, a teacher realized that one of his students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue. Wanting to at least cheer him...
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The...
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to...