A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller...
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks, “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” The lady...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still...
A Father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
A priest was hiking in the woods when suddenly a mountain lion appeared, ready to devour the man whole. The priest quickly falls to his knees,...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Ladislav from the Republic...