Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...