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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and look at...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the...
Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One of them...
A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill. After some thought,...
Three men pass away on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greets them and says, “You’re all sinners who should be sent...
Johnny wanted to get his mom a special Christmas gift, but she was notoriously hard to shop for. As he walked past a pet store, he...
Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I will divorce...
Late one night, paramedics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital, suspecting a massive heart attack. The medical team worked tirelessly through the night and well into...
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other...