One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly,...
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and...
The room was filled with new dog owners and their pets, and the training class was buzzing with excitement. The instructor was teaching the owners how...
Three women a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a boom stick with 2 bullets. They...
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told...
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals....
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to...
A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender says: “Long time since I’ve seen you, man, you look terrible.” The pirate says: “I feel fine.”...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. And is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...