A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake...
Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his...
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the...
John was the cop in a small town where everyone knew each other. One night,a during his night patrol, he spotted the town drunk walking down...
Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City. A Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought...
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check. Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my salary. Boss – I know. But...
Jim grabbed his suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on there...
A man gathered all of his children together and said, “Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...