A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells...
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one protection?”...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his...
A young lady is buying a box of tampons in the store. They are missing the UPC and won’t ring up. The cashier asks his co-worker...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A young man was watching the news when the reporter switched to the traffic. “A car is driving in the wrong direction along Interstate 45, be...