Three fathers we sitting in a bar bragging to each other about how successful each of their sons was. The first father declared, “my son is...
The English teacher called Peter for a graded recitation. “Peter, recite a sentence that begins with I.” Peter thought for a moment and slowly said, “I...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
During a class recitation, the teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered,...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A doctor had just finished a marathon love session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he...
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...