A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, “Get undressed,...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
There is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up....
One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into...