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A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he...
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s nuts are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a BJ!” “You know...
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away...
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy...