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Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from...
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An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
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