A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-old’s. She was making it as vivid...
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