A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Three old ladies Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in...
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...
A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp...
A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity. The local animal shelter knows he has a dog...
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up what should I do?” “Do...
He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very...
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the...
Three men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Ken-obi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his...