During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him. Once he...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York...
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our...
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing...
At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a...
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the...
The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to...