A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Getting late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he...
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do....
A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice. He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries. He therefore decides to bury it...
Three guys were at deer camp, they had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly....
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life with...
During one of Bankei’s classes, a pupil was caught stealing. All the disciples demanded he be expelled, but Bankei did nothing. The following week, the pupil...
Fred was very old, sick, and doctors said he would not l and dying. There was an elderly man at home in his bed, dying. He...
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna...