A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...
After having won many archery contests, the town champion went to the Zen master. I am the best of all, he said. I didn’t study religion,...
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady...
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to...
A philosopher was strolling through the forest with a disciple, discussing the importance of unexpected encounters. According to the philosopher, everything around us provides us with...
They were stuck behind a really slow group of golfers. The economist fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!” The...
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer....