A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
Long ago, people lived happily under the rule of a king The people of the kingdom were very happy as they led a very prosperous life...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in...
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens. “Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just...
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
A 97-year-old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...