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Young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did was...
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
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I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting...
Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there. When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an...
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer. Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up at a high end bar with a dress code. All my...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...