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A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids. The kids start goofing around while she’s talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells,...
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results. The lab tech says to him, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been...
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place...
The teacher asked little Johnny, “What’s two and two?”. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?”. She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you...
A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator. He yelled “Hey! What are you...
One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor. The kindly medical professional asked her, “What seems to be the problem, dear?” She said,...
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...
Two very old men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon...