Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I will divorce...
Late one night, paramedics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital, suspecting a massive heart attack. The medical team worked tirelessly through the night and well into...
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over the other...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this...
It’s demob time in the army, and as things have gone so well there’s a new wheeze. “Every retiring soldier is entitled to a bonus,” says...
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to...
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day”,...