Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...
A man goes into the confession booth at the church. “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” asks the priest....
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...
Two men are organizing a herd of deer. He has 26 deers. Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a...
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver. He begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my...
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her...
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A...
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....