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There was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from...
A guy had a dog that kept getting into the neighbors backyard. The neighbor would come over, banging on the door,screaming,”Your dog has been in my...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
There was a guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
A man stands before St. Peter St. Peter says “You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell...
A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place “Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to...