A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,. Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
Marriage… in different directions… Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO!...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
Death comes to collect a man’s soul. When he gets to the man’s home, he sees the man and his family are in the middle of...
Two lawyers, Jon and Ethan, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Ethan a $50 bet. Ethan agrees and they’re off. They...
Predicting the weather A local news station is is starting its broadcast for the daily weather and they start talking about rain for the day. The...
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little...
How to catch an elephant. Go out deep into a forest that an elephant might be in. Start digging a really big pit, it also needs...
Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. “But,” she told him, “it didn’t...