A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, “A round on...
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium...
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told...
An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin, ordered three pints of Guinness and sat at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there...
A teacher asks a student: “What kind of woman would you like to be with when you’re all grown up?” “A woman like the moon!” Answers...
Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually...