A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking...
The male teacher in a girls school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her...