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One day, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. He’s inquiring about a particular...
A boy is wandering in a hotel, and after hearing some noises, he decides to open a door. He says: “Wow, it’s dark here!” You can...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next...
A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there. A pretty...
A man has been drinking all day at a bar. Late at night, he suddenly checks his clock. “1:30 am, darn. I need to go home...
Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching the world. One of them notices a jet plane roaring high up at the sky. ? He nudges...