A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys lovemaking more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy make love more than...
An elderly man goes into a mental institution and talks to the doctor in charge. He asks the doctor how a patient is actually admitted to...
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says...
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...