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Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there...
A teacher asks a student: “What kind of woman would you like to be with when you’re all grown up?” “A woman like the moon!” Answers...
Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually...
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2...
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!”...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No....
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking...