A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well,...
The Little Johnny going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him. “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do...
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be?” One boy said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth...
A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped...
Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling. They...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A man walked into a local pharmacy while laughing hysterically. He asked for two rubber pack and still laughing, paid the pharmacist and walked out. The...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so...
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...