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An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
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A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
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Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...