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One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her privet part. She told the doctor her problem and he...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
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