The male teacher in a girls school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her...
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys lovemaking more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy make love more than...
An elderly man goes into a mental institution and talks to the doctor in charge. He asks the doctor how a patient is actually admitted to...
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...